Monday, August 30, 2004

An Ode to Goatse

This is my fabled Goatse song. Tune is based on the Aerosmith version of the "Spiderman" theme tune, lyrics written by me, performed by me (and my lovely computer). Lyrics go like this:

THE GOATSE SONG
to the tune of "Spiderman"

Goatseman, Goatseman,
Does whatever a sphincter can,
See him stretch,
Open wide,
Bloody Hell you can see his insides,
Look out...here comes the Goatse...man

Is it wide?
Listen, Fred,
Into that hole you could fit your head,
See him gape on the Internet,
Breaks you out in a cold cold sweat,
Look out...here comes the Goatse...man (SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH!)
YEAH!

Thursday, August 26, 2004

Right

Dateline: Durango, Colorado.

I'm not apologising for not posting, because this is my holiday. So there.
However, because I am magnanimous and lots of other similar things, here is a post. Huzzah!
On the site news front, the aloofhosting account has come through, meaning that as soon as I get home on the 29th, there will be lots of updates of the imagey variety. Meanwhile, have a link to my coolgoose account, where you can hear three two demo versions of songs I've recorded here.
I've been travelling America for the past 11 days, and therefore have lots and lots of inspiration with which to draw and paint. But they have yet to discover the flatbed scanner over here, apparently. So you'll have to wait until either I get back or my sketchbook is found in the wreckage of my crashed BA flight.
It's odd out here, actually - the skies are so enormous, and the shadows so flat, that it's clearly a land optimised for screaming monotheism or suicide. Also, I have advice on visiting Wyoming. It's this:

DO NOT VISIT WYOMING.

There's honestly nothing there, bar Yellowstone National Park, and lots and lots of scrubland.
Anyway, I must conclude this post due to possible time running out in the internet cafe, but hopefully the site wiill be back to normal (and better) soon.

Arrivaderci,
Withiel