An Ode to Goatse

This is my fabled Goatse song. Tune is based on the Aerosmith version of the "Spiderman" theme tune, lyrics written by me, performed by me (and my lovely computer). Lyrics go like this:

THE GOATSE SONG
to the tune of "Spiderman"

Goatseman, Goatseman,
Does whatever a sphincter can,
See him stretch,
Open wide,
Bloody Hell you can see his insides,
Look out...here comes the Goatse...man

Is it wide?
Listen, Fred,
Into that hole you could fit your head,
See him gape on the Internet,
Breaks you out in a cold cold sweat,
Look out...here comes the Goatse...man (SQUISH! SQUISH! SQUISH!)
YEAH!