When I said "call me back in two hours," that was exactly what I meant. I did not mean "have me wait two and a half hours until I get impatient and call you, answer with complete and utter gibberish from what sounds distinctly like a pub or similar public venue on a number of occasions before simply not answering, forcing me to send you text messages trying to work out what's going on and eventually leave a terse message on your answer machine." If you decide to change your plans (read: ditch me), please let me know in future, as there's usually better things I can do other than sitting here like a complete fool wondering what's happened.
I fully expect you to contact me before Wednesday. If not for any other reason than the fact that I can't buy the booze until you give me your half of the cash.
Okay, now that I've calmed down a little, that was probably a little harsh, for which I'm sorry. I'm leaving it up though, as the point still stands. Please call me as soon as you read this.