Tuesday, August 30, 2005

That's it.

Gah.. Someone's going to have to go down there and enforce the law of natural selection* and clean out the Phelps gene pools. Preferably with Big Damn Boots.

Actual content from me coming soon, honest.

*Yes, I know.

8 Comments:

At 10:38 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This 'God' bloke is very organised isn't he?
Going to all that trouble to arrange terrorist bombings in order to encourage the President to declare war on a completely different country so that troops will be sent out and killed. And 'He' has done all this, in his infinite wisdom, in order to punish the American Homosexual population! What a well prepared person this God is.
If I were 'Him', I wouldn't overcomplicate things. My advice to God, if he wants to punish Gays, is to wipe them out of the gene-pool with his magic powers. It's far less subtle and I believe this would send a much clearer message. But, after all, God moves in mysterious ways. Who am I to question 'His' logic?
Garth Wintergreen

 
At 12:20 pm, Blogger Laura said...

This is also useful for shoving at people, but Big Damn Boots do have a certain satisfaction of their own.

 
At 2:09 am, Blogger Sable X. Veins said...

I disagree. The Westboro Baptists seem to be generating an agreeable quantity of defaming publicity for the anti-gay movement.

Keep up the Good Work, Rev. Phelps.

 
At 2:28 pm, Blogger Withiel said...

Yes, but it would still be good to stamp them flat.

 
At 5:02 pm, Blogger Thaddeus "B." Glands said...

Phelps is doing a pretty good job of wiping himself out of the gene pool, as he appears to be dying of pretty much everything.

 
At 1:46 am, Blogger Sable X. Veins said...

But the thing is, Withiel, we don't need to. Their behaviour will lead to them stamping themselves out. We can just sit back and laugh.

 
At 10:02 am, Blogger Withiel said...

I know, I know. I just feel that stomping Fred Phelps 2-dimensional is a moral good in and of itself. Either that or giving him AIDS from orbit. Via projectile hedgehogs.

 
At 6:11 pm, Blogger Sable X. Veins said...

"What good is all the violence in the world unless it is tempered with limitless sex? Bring on the limitless sex objects!" - GWAR (superb American spoof-metal band)

 

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