Friday, April 15, 2005

It's not rape!

Whale-Dolphin Hybrid Has Baby Wholphin

"Kekaimalu, whose name means "from the peaceful ocean," was born 19 years ago after a surprise coupling between a 14-foot, 2,000-pound false killer whale and a 6-foot, 400-pound dolphin."

8 Comments:

At 6:49 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people should be put in jail!
What you have to say about america is outrageous!

 
At 9:14 pm, Blogger Withiel said...

Have we said anything about America? Or are you a regular mucking about.
Feel free to tell me about it at rhexis.stealthsuit@gmail.com

In other news, I think I want a wholphin for a pet, purely because it would give me a reason to go around saying "wholphin" a lot.
Not that I need one.

Wholphin

 
At 10:32 pm, Blogger Thaddeus "B." Glands said...

To be honest. I don't think we've ever said anything particularly bad about America. I mean, we have a sub-editor who is half-american. We don't have anything against America. That said, you either have no idea what we're about on this site, or you're a troll.

Either way, I like it. Good work.

Also, fuck.

I'm fucking drunk.

FUCKING drunk. Fuck. As in, to fuck. I.e. TO SEX.

SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.

 
At 10:35 pm, Blogger Withiel said...

Shit. Someone get the straitjacket before he starts typing again. And don't let him near any sharp objects.

 
At 10:58 pm, Blogger Thaddeus "B." Glands said...

I feel, Withiel, that I must rebuke with the following:

Fucking fuck unsuspecting people up the fucking arse!

PENETRATION. PEEEEENETRAAAAAATIOOOOOOOOOON!

 
At 11:03 pm, Blogger Withiel said...

Don't make me change your picture to Goatse.

 
At 11:05 pm, Blogger Thaddeus "B." Glands said...

Bring it on!

 
At 6:33 pm, Blogger Sable X. Veins said...

Hello, half-Yankee sub-ed here!

I've had plenty of bad things to say about the States, but nothing "outrageous."

Besides, I'm allowed.

Furthermore, CUUUNT.

 

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