Not-So-Breaking News: Virginia is Run by Retards

Fines for 'droopy drawers' backed

"US politicians fed up with catching an eyeful of underwear want to fine those who won't hitch up their trousers. The Virginia state house has voted to outlaw the trend of wearing trousers so low that underwear hangs over the top.

"Delegates said the habit, popular across the US and in other Western countries, was 'coarsening' society."

Allow me to pose the following question:

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF HARM CAN UNDERPANTS DO TO AMERICA?

I find it agonisingly rage-inducing that these kids should be fined for expressing themselves because a bunch of fat old white men feel uncomfortable. Hey, maybe they don't like people disagreeing with them either! Might as well do away with that pesky "freedom of speech" thing as well!

And then of course there's the whole fact (as stated in the article) that there will be hick cops that use this law against black kids.

Cunts.