Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Lost: Loved Family Pet.

His name is Y'knorinox, and we found him in a box on the doorstep.
He is very friendly, and hardly ever picks people up by their shoulders and drops them from a great height.
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At 1:07 pm, Blogger Sable X. Veins said...

Hmm. Think I saw him attached to a giant Daddy Long Legs by his cock last Wednesday. They were flying off into the sunset in the throes of ecstasy only achievable by locomotive aerial coitus. Expect him to return with very, very thin puppies.


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