Coitus Interruptus

Can you all hear me? Good. Sit down. Stop masturbating in the back row. I said stop, not accelerate! You there! If I see that existential horror once more this period I shall have to -- SHUT UP ALL OF YOU.

Due to the geographical relocation of a number of "prominent" Rhexis personages, posting frequency may suffer from brief interrup--STOP SETTING FIRE TO ROBERT KILROY SI--no, no, do carry on. I'll call the ferret sharpener. DAGMAR!