Monday, February 06, 2006

Dinglegate

I hope this is true. I hope this is true.


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Now. I know this is the Daily Mail, but I do suggest 'click for big'. You remember all those hours spent photoshopping Tim's head onto amusing pictures? Well, ... Note also that Roy Page refuses to comment, but promises to do whatever necessary with the governors.

There are so many ways in which this article is the Best Thing Ever. The main one being that Dingle is wearing a dress. A concerning development is that he has rather sexy ankles.

It suddenly puts all of those long, nonsensical, moralising speeches about drug abuse into sharp and obvious perspective, doesn't it?

In the dress-photo he really does look like Robert Llewellyn crossed with Martin Clunes and Tim Nice-But-Dim.

Farewell, Timothy "James "£2,500/hr" Bunyard" Dingle, still CEO (sorry, "headmaster") of our beloved academy, The Royal Grammar School, High Wycombe. Con-artist, Conservative, moralising cunt-waggon, joke.

See also: Dinglegate latest: Dingle denies all allegations. Obviously, the white powder on the table was sugar. Dingle was making coffee. In his dress. YES, TIM. Also, new paragraph by Veins in Wikipedia.

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A minor edit by Thaddeus to add in the first page of the article for the sake of completeness. Apologies for the change in image format, but the blogger image upload function can fuck off.

22 Comments:

At 9:48 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a prick, someone email me the whole article, need it!

 
At 10:43 pm, Blogger Talyn said...

Sorry about that lack of the whole thing. The start I had was blurred on one side rendering it illegible.

 
At 11:14 pm, Blogger Talyn said...

I now realise how that bit about the governors must have sounded. Erm. I actually meant that Mr Page would simply release his super legion of genetically enhanced and rigourously trained chimps in order to dispose of Mr Dingle in order to prevent any further damage to the school's sacred reputation.
Yes.

 
At 2:14 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is he in hiding or is he still at school? Where is mr Dingle? Is there a club where mr Hinton, Dennis, Cousins and Dingle meet up and discuss crimes? Oh...prison, right. (i don't know if hinto went to prison but cousins did if anyone is wondering)
chris

 
At 11:59 pm, Blogger Sable X. Veins said...

Oh for CHRIST'S SAKE. Cousins did NOT deserve to go to jail. I have a very good friend who is acquainted with both a) the gentlemen who made the paedophilia charges against Mr. Cousins, and b) other students there at the same time, and am ASSURED that Cosuins was a model teacher, and the charges against him were trumped up by a disgruntled sadist.

Also, Talyn: next time, please include a POINT to your writing, so that I don't have to entirely re-write your article for you. I know you can do it.

 
At 1:45 am, Blogger Talyn said...

I thought the point was pretty self explanatory, dear.

 
At 1:53 am, Blogger Sable X. Veins said...

Yes love, but all you managed to really say afterwards was "HUR HUR HUR LOOK AT DA TEACHA."

 
At 1:58 am, Blogger Talyn said...

And, to be fair you actually just reworded what I said in flowery, unnecessary language and then added a bit linking to wikipedia. The article itself was the damned point so in fact you did not need to re-write it. And you know what the last thing I need right now is? Unnecessary criticism. I realise I'm not brilliant at writing but I'm making a fucking effort to get better at it, same with most things at the moment so please don't make me feel shite as it isn't as appreciated as you'd think. I don't actually need to be patronised. I do that to myself already, cheers.

 
At 3:09 am, Blogger Sable X. Veins said...

You're right.

I apologise, and really didn't mean to patronise you, although I realise that's exactly what I've done.

"to be fair you actually just reworded what I said in flowery, unnecessary language"

Yes, I know, and I'm sorry for fucking with your article where you didn't want me to, but I was just trying to emphasise the irony and vitriol in your original writing, since it's a subject that's so very dear to the hearts of all of us who write for The Rhexis.

If you want to retract any of my edits, I believe that you as the originator still have access to editing tools on it. I won't make any more changes to it, I promise.

Sorry.

/Sable

 
At 3:30 am, Blogger Talyn said...

Thankyou.

 
At 10:25 pm, Blogger Oscillating Hazelnut said...

Cousens? Banged up?

I thought he was only accused of kiddie fiddling...

 
At 12:27 am, Blogger Sable X. Veins said...

I am incensed.

 
At 11:40 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The story in the Mail is absolutely true. I know the girl in the story and indeed met 'James' many times. I also understand that Royal Grammar School grass is top quality.

 
At 1:45 am, Blogger Sable X. Veins said...

So it would seem!

Talyn, Withiel, Oscilnut and myself are all ex-students. As is ~x~, but his entire contribution to The Rhexis was to crash it in 2004 by trying to upload a picture of his dog, and promising (and then failing) to run our 2005 election coverage.

However, we would be fascinated, and more than happy to publish (or not) any further information you could provide on this subject. Presumably you are "The Gate"? If not, could you drop us a name (false if you prefer)?

 
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