I hope this is true. I hope this is true.
Now. I know this is the Daily Mail, but I do suggest 'click for big'. You remember all those hours spent photoshopping Tim's head onto amusing pictures? Well, ... Note also that Roy Page refuses to comment, but promises to do whatever necessary with the governors.
There are so many ways in which this article is the Best Thing Ever. The main one being that Dingle is wearing a dress. A concerning development is that he has rather sexy ankles.
It suddenly puts all of those long, nonsensical, moralising speeches about drug abuse into sharp and obvious perspective, doesn't it?
In the dress-photo he really does look like Robert Llewellyn crossed with Martin Clunes and Tim Nice-But-Dim.
Farewell, Timothy "James "£2,500/hr" Bunyard" Dingle, still CEO (sorry, "headmaster") of our beloved academy, The Royal Grammar School, High Wycombe. Con-artist, Conservative, moralising cunt-waggon, joke.
See also: Dinglegate latest: Dingle denies all allegations. Obviously, the white powder on the table was sugar. Dingle was making coffee. In his dress. YES, TIM. Also, new paragraph by Veins in Wikipedia.
A minor edit by Thaddeus to add in the first page of the article for the sake of completeness. Apologies for the change in image format, but the blogger image upload function can fuck off.