I need some help, kids. I have a problem involving a certain Cypriot neighbour who insists on playing the same System of a Down song over and over. It's the one with the vaguely tuneful bit in the middle that talks about people going to parties and having a 'real good time' and then something about deserts before returning to the usual spackey, shoutey and generally incomprehensible shite that make up most of the songs in that genre.
How can you either destroy someone mentally or change their music 'tastes' when they don't speak english? Kindly bare in mind that acts of arson result in a £40 fine and I would rather avoid this if possible.
(And 'No', Withiel; he isn't attractive.)