Monday, June 13, 2005

Quote of the Week

There was much shock and embarrassment last night when the only Republican in theatre was discovered among our ranks. After several minutes of polite interrogation and disbelief...

"...but you're only a Republican because of economic policies, right?"
"No, because of all policies. Except for a few minor issues like abortion and gay rights."

Er...

/Veins

7 Comments:

At 4:45 pm, Blogger Laura said...

I am resisting the urge to violate Godwin's Law. I am resisting the urge to violate Godwin's Law. I am resisting the urge to violate Godwin's Law. I am resisting the urge to violate Godwin's Law.

See? I'm good!

 
At 6:02 pm, Blogger Sable X. Veins said...

Violation of Godwin's Law (insofar as one can violate probability) could only be achieved by an online discussion of infinite length never once alluding to Hitler or the Nazis. And even then, not really.

What you mean is that you are resisting the urge to violate Usenet's "Nazi Clause", whereby the realisation of Godwin's Law automatically ends the thread and loses the debate for the party which refers to Hitler or the Nazis.

But fuck the Nazi Clause. Let the thread continue.

/SXV

 
At 6:02 pm, Blogger Sable X. Veins said...

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At 7:06 pm, Blogger Laura said...

Pedant.

*sulks*

 
At 7:20 pm, Blogger Sable X. Veins said...

Sulking gets you seven years in purgatory. Like masturbation. And wearing odd socks.

 
At 7:22 pm, Blogger Laura said...

Great. We can have a meetup down there. I'll be the one in the funny hat.

 
At 7:24 pm, Blogger Sable X. Veins said...

What makes you think I wear odd socks?

 

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